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Footprints*
I have always loved this poem… and I hope you do too! One night a man had a dream. He dreamed He was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from His life. For each scene He noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonging to Him and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of His life flashed before Him, He looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of His life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times…
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Reboot*
Hey! You know what’s really fun? Reformatting your computer. Really. You should try it. It’s a BARREL of laughs. Let me explain how it works for you… 1. You attempt to get on the internet to listen to a session of General Conference.2. After several unsuccessful attempts, you hand the laptop over to your handy-dandy-fix-it Hubs who also unsuccessfully attempts to connect to the internet.3. You give up for several hours before discovering that the problem is with Windows, and not the IBM software.4. You take everything off your computer and begin again as it came out of the factory.5. You realize that you don’t know where the Thinkpad Recovery…