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Perpetually Procrastinating*
I have a rather large essay due on Thursday that I have yet to really delve into. I’ve started it, gotten the books I need, but still haven’t really tackled it by the horns. I hate essays. I just want to be done school sooooooooo badly. :( My cold still feels like it is ever so slowly coming on… I’ve been waking up with a really sore throat that kind of subsides as the day goes on. I’m not impressed. I felt awful yesterday– we came home from church and I felt like a truck ran me over. I napped for 3 hours which helped, but I better be better…
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The End of an Era*
I quit. I finally did it. I’ve worked for a shoe company for the past 4 and a half years and last night I quit. I haven’t really been happy there in a while… I went in in October to resign then, but my boss is amazing and offered me a deal that I couldn’t refuse. So, for the past 4 months I have been working one shift every 3 weeks or so… and as nice as it was to go in and socialize with the staff when I worked, it just wasn’t worth it anymore. I hated working evenings and Saturdays. So, since I have a job with the…
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Stupid People*
Stupid People – by Andy Rooney “Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, ‘I’m Stupid.’ That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, Excuse me…oops…never mind, didn’t see your sign.’ “It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, ‘Hey, you moving?’ Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign.’ “A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine,…
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New Regime*
So. I didn’t post my weight yesterday because it hasn’t moved… again. Mind you, I haven’t been eating the best either. I know that restrictive eating isn’t very good– but neither is some of the crap I’ve been eating lately because I’ve been too busy to prepare something decent. So. The foods that I will be cutting out for the next little while are: 1. Fast food/pizza2. Pop3. Chips4. Junk food in general (except popcorn… that is a life necessity) I want to replace these with: 1. More fruit2. More vegetables3. More water So… I’m going to start today and see how I do. Hopefully this will help me a…
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Welcome to Husband-Mart*
Someone sent me this a while back and I always thought it was kinda cute and funny. Anyway, enjoy!! A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and you can never re-enter. So a woman goes to the shopping center…
