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She Fail*
**Have you voted in my poll yet?? —> (image found at: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/32970873/Shakira++She+Wolf.jpg) Dear Shakira, We’ve been friends for a long time, you and I. I have loved your music since the Whenever, Wherever days and my friends and I even choreographed a dance to match the song (complete with not-so sexy crawling moves as seen in your video. Sadly, my mom wouldn’t let us bring mud into the house to make it complete. Mothers. *sigh*). I think your voice is amazing because it is SO unique and your sound is so… original. I covet your fabulous hair with great coveting, and wish my Hips Didn’t Lie like yours. Really, there…