Shop Girl Shares Crummy Church Signs & Canadian, Please*

Mondays are such lovely days for sharing, don’tcha think?

I have two more fabulous things to show you today, so BE EXCITED. Like, really. The first has been a favourite website of mine for quite some time, and sadly, last week the author announced that he is discontinuing the site. *tear* So, I feel I must share the gloriousness that it is while it’s still there. Without any further ado…

#1 – Crummy Church Signs

(image found at: http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/2008/12/shiver-me-timbers.html)

This website is a collection of “Crummy Church Signs” submitted by readers from all over. You know the ones I’m talking about–they’ve been altered by some hooligan kids, the grammar or spelling is just wrong (not that I’m judgmental. nope.), or you’re just preeeeeetty sure the intended message isn’t coming across the way it should… which equals a tiny bit of hilarity for the reader of said sign. Now, don’t get me wrong–I’m a Christian and while my faith doesn’t practice the use of signs like these, I do enjoy reading an uplifting message as I pass by another denomination that does. However, from time to time I pass a sign that leaves me with a giant question mark over my head and a “Whaaaaa?!” flies out of my mouth.

This site is full of those… and glorious captions. Love it.

#2 – Canadian Please

Y’all know you wanna be Canadian like me. Watch the video. ‘Nuff said.

I have room on my futon should anyone feel a burning desire to become Canadian immediately. After watching this video I’d understand why.

Until next Monday, lovelies! Same bat time, same bat channel.